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Post by scdistance on Jun 22, 2006 4:06:50 GMT -5
Everyone enjoys a good laugh so every day I am going to try to post a good clean humored Joke/Riddle for your amusement. I hope you enjoy them.
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Post by scdistance on Jun 22, 2006 4:07:13 GMT -5
What kind of guitar does a whale play?
An eel-electric guitar
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Post by scdistance on Jun 23, 2006 4:13:52 GMT -5
What is a vampires favorite sport
Bat-mitton
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Post by scdistance on Jun 24, 2006 4:21:53 GMT -5
Where is the best place to put your TV
In a remote-area
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Post by scdistance on Jun 25, 2006 4:37:43 GMT -5
What kind of horse likes the dark?
A nightmare
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Post by scdistance on Jun 26, 2006 4:58:59 GMT -5
Today we have a riddle for you...
What word contains only one letter and starts with an e, but is not the word e itself.
An envelope
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Post by CoachSpongeBob on Jun 26, 2006 5:26:26 GMT -5
A cowboy comes into a town on Friday, stays two nights, and leaves on Friday...
Wait a second, how is that possible?!?
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Post by Two Point Swing on Jun 26, 2006 9:09:16 GMT -5
jeeze, coach bob, cant you think of something you didnt use on the cross country retreat?
the horses name is Friday. thats the first one i figured out last year.
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Post by CoachSpongeBob on Jun 26, 2006 9:24:33 GMT -5
Is this better?
One-Way Street
A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law. How come?
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Post by Two Point Swing on Jun 26, 2006 10:41:33 GMT -5
i honestly cant figure it out, i need someone else here to bouce ideas off of...whats the answer?
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Post by chsrunner2007 on Jun 26, 2006 10:57:54 GMT -5
She wasn't driving when she went down the one way street.
Just a guess
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Post by CoachSpongeBob on Jun 26, 2006 10:58:52 GMT -5
Yeah, she was walking.
Try another:
A group of 100 soldiers suffered the following injuries in a battle: 70 soldiers lost an eye, 75 lost an ear, 85 lost a leg, and 80 lost an arm. What is the minimum number of soldiers who must have lost all 4?
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Post by scdistance on Jun 26, 2006 13:01:17 GMT -5
I would have to go with one and he must have been one unlucky soldier.
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Post by CoachSpongeBob on Jun 26, 2006 13:01:39 GMT -5
Sorry, but that is incorrect
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Post by hasercentury06 on Jun 26, 2006 13:20:37 GMT -5
I'm gonna go with 10.
I spent 15 min on that...so I better not be wrong.
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