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Post by lilstrumer on Jul 10, 2006 15:02:42 GMT -5
name your favorite comedian and quote
mitch hedburg- "green means hold on, yellow means go, and red means where the heck did u get that banana"
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Post by scdistance on Jul 10, 2006 19:14:00 GMT -5
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
-Jerry Seinfeld
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Post by sizzlinsizzler on Jul 10, 2006 20:59:33 GMT -5
" Get out of my house you beverage you!" -dane cook
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Post by hasercentury06 on Jul 10, 2006 23:33:02 GMT -5
Lewis Black
hmm a quote...
"I was watching The Weather Channel because I was gonna fly down south and Hurricane Floyd was out in the Carribean. And so this is what they said, the information. Hurricane Floyd would be hitting the coast of the United States in 5 days, and it would hit somewhere, somewhere, between Miami...and New England. Why did they bother? Why the f*** open your mouth? Why not just ok, Hurricane Floyd is coming and umm...we're gonna go to a commercial."
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kman
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Post by kman on Jul 11, 2006 12:14:08 GMT -5
Mitch Hedberg was Da Truf!
Just about everything he says is funny just because he sounds stoned. Then when he is actually telling a joke it just makes it that much more funny.
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Post by lilstrumer on Jul 11, 2006 14:14:15 GMT -5
thats because he usually is stoned, or on something else
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Post by urbanlegend on Jul 11, 2006 18:18:09 GMT -5
"Hey Clarie,....i got something funny to show youououuouuu!!!!!! You put the puddin' in the bowl and you mix it up so it all tasty and goooooooood."
~Bill Cosby
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Post by scdistance on Jul 11, 2006 18:28:40 GMT -5
Weather man Norm Lewis from channel 11 news. His forecast is hilarious!!!!!! LOL.
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Post by CoachCortezFSK on Jul 17, 2006 14:05:55 GMT -5
mike myers yea baby!!!!
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Post by scdistance on Jul 18, 2006 7:56:21 GMT -5
Mike myers is definitely funny
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Post by urbanlegend on Jul 18, 2006 8:44:01 GMT -5
yeah i have to say, he's created a couple of the greatest characters of all time.... basically every character in Austin Powers
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Post by scseether on Jul 18, 2006 8:55:45 GMT -5
I heard that Mike Myers came up with some of the Austin Powers characters from some of his earlier movies, check out So I Married An Axe Murderer, its funny.
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Post by CoachCortezFSK on Jul 18, 2006 19:01:28 GMT -5
yes and i started this conversation!
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Post by libvaultzero on Jul 18, 2006 19:45:48 GMT -5
Eddie Murphy's UNCUT stand-up is hilarious
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Post by thecommunist on Jul 19, 2006 2:52:50 GMT -5
I would hate to say Mitch Hedberg again on this page, and Dane Cook had been said too, so I'll go with Daniel Tosh
"Hey Kim, look at my tattoo! It means love and water."
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