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Post by thecommunist on Jul 4, 2006 0:07:23 GMT -5
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. ha, you inadvertently (or maybe not) tied in track with dead babies. You sir, are a champion.
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Post by chsrunner2007 on Jul 4, 2006 0:47:37 GMT -5
thank you. Its actually kinda crazy. I heard that at work today and came home only to find that people were posting dead baby jokes on here. I was pretty pumped.
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Post by libvaultzero on Jul 4, 2006 1:37:08 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Post by scdistance on Jul 4, 2006 4:12:52 GMT -5
what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else
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Post by scdistance on Jul 4, 2006 4:17:49 GMT -5
Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
Wind it up and it walks into walls.
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Post by Two Point Swing on Jul 4, 2006 9:29:04 GMT -5
whats funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby in a clown suit.
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Post by Two Point Swing on Jul 4, 2006 9:31:54 GMT -5
How do you punish Helen Keller?
1) Rearrange the furniture 2) Put a doorknob in the middle of a wall 3) Put a plunger (stick up) in the toilet seat 4) Use Stucco sealing in your house (it makes small air bubbles which feel like braille)
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Post by Two Point Swing on Jul 4, 2006 9:32:16 GMT -5
Did you know Helen Keller had a fort in her backyard?
Neither did she.
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Post by thecommunist on Jul 4, 2006 10:55:11 GMT -5
How did Helen Keller breake her arms?
Trying to read road signs at 40mph.
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Post by thecommunist on Jul 4, 2006 10:56:21 GMT -5
How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?
Break her fingers
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Post by libvaultzero on Jul 4, 2006 12:16:35 GMT -5
man these are so wrong...
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Post by libvaultzero on Jul 4, 2006 12:17:06 GMT -5
man these are so wrong...
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Post by scdistance on Jul 4, 2006 13:45:30 GMT -5
Yeah, but you have to admit they are kind of funny.
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Post by scdistance on Jul 4, 2006 13:52:17 GMT -5
Why was Helen Keller's leg wet? Her dog was blind too.
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Post by thecommunist on Jul 4, 2006 15:57:38 GMT -5
ok, this one I admit is a little over the top, but I still think it's funny
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see it's expression!
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