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Post by scdistance on Jul 3, 2006 17:53:09 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
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Post by scdistance on Jul 3, 2006 17:59:02 GMT -5
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
Why did Helen Keller cross the street? It's not like she knows where she is going.
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Post by scdistance on Jul 3, 2006 18:04:09 GMT -5
The USA was originally going to send Chuck Norris to Hiroshima, but they thought it would be more humane to drop the atomic bomb.
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Post by thecommunist on Jul 3, 2006 20:13:15 GMT -5
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline
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Post by thecommunist on Jul 3, 2006 20:14:09 GMT -5
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans
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Post by Two Point Swing on Jul 3, 2006 21:39:39 GMT -5
Chuck Norris thinks his jokes are funny, but they're not. And neither was the cheesy humor on Walker Texas Ranger. But the show was truly awesome.
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Post by Two Point Swing on Jul 3, 2006 21:41:10 GMT -5
What's more fun than pushing a baby back and forth on a swing?
Stopping it with a shovel.
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Post by Two Point Swing on Jul 3, 2006 21:41:39 GMT -5
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
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Post by libvaultzero on Jul 3, 2006 21:41:46 GMT -5
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Post by sizzlinsizzler on Jul 3, 2006 21:55:09 GMT -5
wow pat, your jokes make me wonder about you man.....really, do you have a baby or 2 in your back yard that we dont know about?
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Post by thecommunist on Jul 3, 2006 22:27:58 GMT -5
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Post by libvaultzero on Jul 3, 2006 22:44:35 GMT -5
LIES the ninja video is hilarious
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Post by chsrunner2007 on Jul 3, 2006 22:56:23 GMT -5
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
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Post by chsrunner2007 on Jul 3, 2006 23:03:53 GMT -5
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Post by hasercentury06 on Jul 3, 2006 23:14:21 GMT -5
Everyone enjoys a good laugh so every day I am going to try to post a good clean humored Joke/Riddle for your amusement. I hope you enjoy them. so much for clean humored lol...
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