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Post by libvaultzero on Aug 6, 2006 13:46:22 GMT -5
to be more precise
pi=3.14159265358979323846
and yes i do have that memorized
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Post by scdistance on Aug 7, 2006 3:52:18 GMT -5
Our teacher once said he would give anyone extra credit who could memorize thew first 50 numbers in pi. Although I couldn't... there was this one kid in our class who was able to do it.
I think he cheated.
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Post by thecommunist on Aug 17, 2006 13:44:41 GMT -5
A woman has two kids, and a homicidal maniac says she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
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Post by scdistance on Aug 18, 2006 17:04:30 GMT -5
None, she goes jackie chan on the guy and stops him from killing anyone.
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Post by libvaultzero on Aug 18, 2006 18:33:49 GMT -5
she definatly goes Vin Diesel on him and knocks him over with pure awesomeness
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Post by thecommunist on Aug 19, 2006 6:17:57 GMT -5
wrong!
the ugly one
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Post by thecommunist on Aug 19, 2006 6:18:18 GMT -5
if no one caught on, thats from family guy
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Post by scdistance on Aug 20, 2006 13:56:02 GMT -5
I didn't catch on to the family guy thing but my next guess would have been the one you like the least.
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Post by scdistance on Aug 25, 2006 6:53:51 GMT -5
Why does the mushroom like to go to parties.
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Post by scdistance on Aug 25, 2006 6:54:41 GMT -5
Because he is a fungi (fun guy)
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Post by libvaultzero on Aug 25, 2006 11:37:47 GMT -5
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Post by thecommunist on Aug 28, 2006 4:23:23 GMT -5
alright! time for a chemistry joke!
So two atoms are walking down the street and one falls. When he falls an electron falls off. He gets up and the other atom says, "Are you alright?"
He says, "Yeah, I'm fine."
The other atom asks, "Are you sure"
and he replies, "I'm positive"
Enjoy that, maybe tell your chem teacher and they'll give you bonus points if they're awesome.
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Post by libvaultzero on Aug 28, 2006 19:02:22 GMT -5
booooooooo
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Post by scdistance on Aug 29, 2006 17:00:36 GMT -5
I thought it was kind of funny for a chemistry joke, but I guess you have to like chemistry to appreciate it.
Here is a really old math joke...
What did the acorn say when he began to grow.
Ge-Om-O-try (gee I'm a tree)
Sorry it is so lame but it's all I could think of right now.
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Post by page on Sept 3, 2006 21:41:09 GMT -5
What do you do with 365 condoms?
Melt them down, make a tire and call it a 'good year'!
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