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Post by scdistance on Sept 4, 2006 5:11:22 GMT -5
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
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Post by libvaultzero on Sept 10, 2006 15:21:02 GMT -5
thats good
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Post by scdistance on Sept 11, 2006 4:49:27 GMT -5
I thought it was pretty funny myself.
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Post by scdistance on Sept 11, 2006 9:10:11 GMT -5
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Post by libvaultzero on Sept 13, 2006 23:20:54 GMT -5
If olive oil is made up of crushed olives what is baby oil made of?
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Post by sizzlinsizzler on Sept 14, 2006 11:30:18 GMT -5
lib vaulter, are you at the tech center of something? cus i get online over here but i can NEVER get on and get away with it at my school.
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Post by scdistance on Sept 14, 2006 16:24:16 GMT -5
I believe libvaultzero is a grauate from libery so he could just have free time betwen his college classes.
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Post by libvaultzero on Sept 14, 2006 20:40:57 GMT -5
ya, I graduated, my first class doesn't start till 2 so I kinda just hang out till then, on a side note Kelveys in my french class
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Post by scdistance on Sept 16, 2006 3:51:07 GMT -5
Where are you guys going to college?
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Post by libvaultzero on Sept 16, 2006 14:52:40 GMT -5
currently I'm going to carroll, but if all goes according to plan i'll be attending McDaniel next semester
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Post by scdistance on Sept 17, 2006 4:48:30 GMT -5
McDaniel's a good college... are you planning on running while their?
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Post by libvaultzero on Sept 17, 2006 10:19:47 GMT -5
yup
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Post by scdistance on Sept 17, 2006 12:04:46 GMT -5
That's good!
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Post by scdistance on Nov 7, 2006 17:03:28 GMT -5
This is best when read aloud in your best Asian voice
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
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Post by scdistance on Sept 25, 2007 10:02:27 GMT -5
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